Find out who is behind this clusterfuck of lol, click the tard below
July 2010
Great things take time to make but lucky for you we have been working hard on two, yes two new guides. One topic will probably get us shut down and the other will make you scratch your eyes out but isn't that why we do it?
Here's a sneaky little peeky at what's on the way and as always we invite artists in MS Paint to come and join us on our construction forum to come draw with us.
Hit the image below to join.
A Check out updates to the morning glory page also. New strips and lols to be had and watch out for a new character.
May 2010
A To honour the great 'men's club' called Islam, (it certainly doesn't accept women) we have joined with the rest of the internets in the 'DRAW MOHAMMAD DAY EXTRAVAGANZA!
Islamic humour has always been at the tip of comedy quality and to celebrate it we have put up a special thread on our forums to allow you express yourself using MS Paint. Click the image below to join in the fun and frolics!
For more Islamic lols go here
March 2010
A new guide has just been started in our forums. The theme and text is complete and the art begins. Can you draw a good pair of tits and a penis? If the answer is yes then pleasure awaits, pleasure and glory.
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Every whenever, the Morning Glory page will be updated. Lols are guaranteed.
FEBRUARY 2010
In our most ambitious guide yet we take on the Catholic Church. Every Pope was either a child abuser or woman hater so two thousand years of that gives us a lot of material and gives you something to whack yourself blind to. Hit the image for more.
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Exactly one year ago Lolokaust.com was born. Some would say we should have been drowned at birth but the body of work over the last 12 months has been something that our leader and Führer Adolf Hitler would have been proud of.
We have interviewed internets genius Marc M of sickanimation and others, produced 4 new guides, added a music page, a comic page, some bedtime stories for you to read to children, some fucking shirts, some pictures of my mother blowing off a donkey and just this week have added the new morning glory page for your pleasures.
We have a new guide nearly ready to go and another treat in progress. Heres a preview, what could it be about I wonder?
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Morning Glory comics was one of the few webcomics worth reading. Sadly 4 years ago it finished. We have been in talks with the guys who made the site and a brief word with Tad. Tad doesn't work on the site now and wants to be left alone.
We are pleased to denounce that Morning Glory V2 is now online. This Lolokaust of child hate and violence can be found by clicking on the image below.
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JANUARY 2010
There's a pile of new comics on our forums. Look! We even reveal the cause of the Haiti earthquake.
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Today is Remembrance day, armistice day, poppy day, fuck off day....whatever. Sadly every year in Western Europe we have to endure the self indulgence of a few old cunts who believe they fought for freedom. Lets get something straight, THEY FOUGHT FOR NOTHING!
Nobody gives a fucking shit. Why should all this time and money be wasted on a dead generation who let the world go to war? Fuck them. We should have let Germany take over Europe and at least then we wouldn't be in the mess we are now, Hitler took no shit.
Next year they will all be out parading with their tinsel medals, bleating on like sheep about the good old days when the world nearly destroyed itself. We suggest a final solution to these people. Bring them to the coastal cliffs of Normandy and throw them over the edge.
Have your say here.
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The economic meltdown has hit us all. The Jews have taken all our wealth and won't give it back, so in a spirit of charity, we have reduced the prices on our shirts and added a new design. These shirts earn us only $2, the kike printing company takes most of the $$$$. Go check them out.
Enjoy the site or fuck off and die.
