Lolokaust: Alexander The Poet, To start us off tell us, How long have you been writing/reciting poetry?

 I have been writing poetry since I was a child. Since I was 7 years old I'd say. But it was only as of 1997 that I began writing perverted poetry, and performing it.

Lolokaust: What draws an artist such as yourself to poetry?

Alexander: I've always felt that there was a void in poetry that was reader-friendly and easily understood. Who wants to read poetry that requires thinking what metaphors mean and all that jazz? Some have described my works as William Shakespeare, if he was not politically correct.

I tend to favour poetry that rhymes. Otherwise, it's just notes, not poetry. And this is what upsets me is that there are many people who consider themselves poets just because they wrote 1 paragraph of just about anything. With that said, no existing historical poet ever inspired me, nor do I enjoy reading any poet's works..
Well, except Jewel. Nah, I kid. I just bought her book because the power of her breasts compelled me to. Never underestimate the power of huge nice breasts when selling poetry...

Lolokaust: A common theme in your poetry is the female form, and having sex with it. What is your personal experience with the female form? 

Alexander: There was those good ole' days at the strip club. Then that happy ending massage.
Everything in moderation I say. Can't get too much of a good thing otherwise I fear I will have no cum left.

Lolokaust: You claim in your poems that women laugh at your small genitalia. What is the attraction of "Alexander the poet" and what is the typical duration of the laughter?

Alexander: A lot of the poetry that I write, that deals with BDSM and femdom, is more about fantasy than reality. It was a way for me to attract the attention of dominant women in order to possibly make those fantasies, realities. Small Penis Humiliation is a major kink of mine in the femdom spectrum. Perhaps I exaggerate and my penis is not as small as I claim it is. But still, it is way smaller than the cocks I see in porn. I have tried to have experiences with dominatrixes but as of yet, no luck. Perhaps, among your readership are dominatrixes who can make it happen!

Lolokaust: Your writing style is bold and innovative, Touching upon taboos such as anal sex, S&M, and sexually transmitted diseases. Does this present challenges to you while performing?

Alexander: When I perform, I usually perform about 6-8 poems I have memorized, and they are not taboo related.
I'd like to think of the taboo related poems as hidden Easter eggs on my website. If you can find them, great. If not, I don't go out of my way to promote them.

 

Lolokaust: You say that sexual frustration is what inspired you to write these kinds of poems. Are you still sexually frustrated? and is being sexually frustrated a requirement for young aspiring poets out there on the scene?

Alexander: I think being sexually frustrated does indeed help me as a performer, because you come across as more authentic and believable. And people appreciate that. It just wouldn't be that funny if someone like Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp would be reading my poems. Because you know they get lots of ass.
I feel the moment I am no longer sexually frustrated is the moment that I lose my ability to be a great poet. It's much like musicians who write kick ass songs about break-ups, or about love crushes. If not for those emotions, every song would sound like "Shiny Happy People". And is that the kind of world we want to live in? In that respect, I would say that I am indeed a hopeless romantic.
 

Lolokaust: Critics have called you "Creepy", Do you think that is a fair judgement?

Alexander: Only if it intrigues people to check me out. Otherwise I don't. Let's be honest here. Why am I called 'creepy'? Because I write poems about wanting to get laid? Oh wow. I must be the only guy that wants to get laid, right? Or maybe it's because I have chest hair in the shape of a heart? Right, and it's not a big deal to have tattoos all over your body. Or perhaps it's because I choose to write creative rhyming poems about the simplest of perverted thoughts, and people think I 'need help' for that reason? It's no different than a stand up comic. Except they do one liners and not poems. Aside from that, they are just as 'creepy' as me in my opinion.


Lolokaust: In your best work you are usually having sex with someone, or ejaculating on their face. Usually the uplifting, more satisfying poems. What does one do to get in the mindset to write these poems?

Alexander: By watching a lot of porn. Plus, it keeps me off the streets and getting into trouble.

Lolokaust: What has been your most rewarding experience since you started performing?

Alexander: The recognition for sure. Even from girls who run away screaming at the sight of me. What matters is they know who I am! They know Alexander The Poet!

Lolokaust: Surely your family must look up to your good example. Would you say they are proud of Alexander the poet? How supportive have they been?

Alexander: Surely your family must look up to your good example. Would you say they are proud of Alexander the poet? How supportive have they been? They are aware of what I do, but we don't make it a habit to discuss it over dinner. But I have no doubt that if it ever makes me rich, they'd suddenly support me 100%.