This past week, two of Fred Phelps grandchildren Megan and Grace Phelps have defected from his anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church, joining Prussian Blue on a list of reformed hate-peddlers we now have a chance at fucking.
Which brings us to Valentines Day. February 14th isn’t just a day about love, it’s a day about taking your nazi pop twins, strapping them to the bed, putting on your leather sex-armor and pounding that pussy until your dick is raw. No matter how suave and prepared you think you are, there are always new sexual hang ups waiting right around the corner! So have a whack at our Valentine’s Guide and learn to fall in love all over again!