Lolokaust 2012


Ringing in the new year hot and heavy here at lolokaust. We were going to post a big new year retrospect, but it turns out, nothing really happened this year besides the deaths of Osama Bin Laden & Muammar Gaddafi’s body doubles and empty promises of the end of the world

However things are looking up this year here at Lolokaust! We have great MS paint arts and other content coming your way soon to celebrate the latest promises of the end of the world as predicated by our alien Mayan overlords, so check this space soon for new content!

and if you haven’t already, join our facefuck group circle jerk NOW! FOR HITLER!

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I’m Dreaming of a All White Christmas …

Just like the ones I used to know
Where the flaming crosses glisten,
and aryan children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow
I’m dreaming of a all white Christmas
With every threatening letter i write
May the jews and niggers not steal our holidays
And may all your Christmases be all white

As the war on Christmas rages across the world, we at lolokaust like to take the time to remember what this holiday season is all about. It’s not about jews and niggers, It’s about Family and Friends opening presents in front of a warm fire, sipping hot cocoa and reminiscing about all the good times they have had being white and being thankful they were not born black or jewish.

Amen

,From your pal CMCW and the lolokaust crew.

NOW HAVE SOME OF THIS CHRISTMAS SHIT 

Dont Jew me Zimmerman-CMCW
A Paint Fagart from our Fuhrer of Jew Fries Capeta
Capeta

Our Vag-Fuhrer Ajaa shit out this nice Christmas gingerbread cookie during her time in the kitchen.

Ajaa's Ginger cookie
I would ask what you faggots got for Christmas loot, but i don’t really care. Heil the Lolokaust!

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Kim Jong Il Dies of a Ronery Heart

This holiday season brings some sad news, Kim Jong Il the “Dictator” of North Korea died last night of a heart attack. You may know him best for ruling Koreans with a iron fist and checking his stool before he flushes.  I know what your thinking, “I just told my kids Santa Clause was not real! How am i suppose to tell them Kim jong Il is dead?! they will probably blow their fucking heads off!”. Well we can not help you there but here is a nice tribute by our philanthropist artist and foreign relations corespondent, Titfuhrer Ajaa.

Kim RIP - Ajaa
The world has lost another great dictator, and he will surely be in all our thoughts this Christmas.

This St Patrick’s day we will be checking Fidel Castro’s Vitals in preparation so this does not happen again.

jong - Capeta
Above Art by Capeta

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Ms Paint Dump #1 Women Appreciation

Women. Essential part of society and the reproductive cycle? or glorified sex objects when a cadaver’s ass or ones own hand is insufficient. In our first paint dump we salute the cum dumpsters of the human race with some fine artwork by smiley, cum butcher, and others from our crew of artists.

Here is your typical woman as imagined by the internet, sadly women in real life do not have penis, because that would make them too perfect. 

Little known facts about Women, they love to be subservient. Show off your power to the woman nearest to you now, and score big later.

Women loathe men who can’t give them a good beating now and then.
If you have been neglecting your woman’s carnal need for a asskicking, give them one now and score big later!


Women love performing bizarre sex acts to get your attention, take advantage of this every chance you can and see what you can get a woman to do, this can be used against them later or will make a great around the camp fire tale for your children during parenthood.


Women are not just sex objects, they have many other uses. Think outside the box!


But with Women it can’t be all take and no give, let the woman know you care by involving them in your rituals.

Look, she’s happier already!

At this point you must be so disgusted with the true nature of women you may ask “what can i do to help?” well we must do what we do for the starving children of Africa or any other culture of self loathing we find cradling their babies while smothered in their own feces, we help them find religion!


The female condition is as simple as that and for as long as there is a rotting vag hole involved, women will always get what they want so hit em and forget em and come back to us on lolokaust.com, the only ones who will ever understand you.

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DENOUNCEMENTS: LOLOKAUST 2.0!


                              Ever get that not so fresh feeling?

We here at LOLOKAUST present you the new 2.0 Version.
Format changes designed to concentrate more on getting you the viewer/wanker/disgruntled politician MORE of our MS Paint goodness.

We are also looking for some new talent to contribute to our features and front page content, So check the SUBMIT MSPAINT button in the Navbar for details on submitting art and joining our ranks. We are currently planning our first new feature of paints with a “Japanese” theme, keep it in mind and visit  our forum to contribute.

GET TO WORK PAINTERS!
HEIL HEIL THE LOLOKAUST!

Expect some image dumps of old favorites and new images
from our crew of Sadist MS Painters in the days and weeks to come….

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