This holiday season brings some sad news, Kim Jong Il the “Dictator” of North Korea died last night of a heart attack. You may know him best for ruling Koreans with a iron fist and checking his stool before he flushes. I know what your thinking, “I just told my kids Santa Clause was not real! How am i suppose to tell them Kim jong Il is dead?! they will probably blow their fucking heads off!”. Well we can not help you there but here is a nice tribute by our philanthropist artist and foreign relations corespondent, Titfuhrer Ajaa.

The world has lost another great dictator, and he will surely be in all our thoughts this Christmas.
This St Patrick’s day we will be checking Fidel Castro’s Vitals in preparation so this does not happen again.
