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Lolokaust 2012
Ringing in the new year hot and heavy here at lolokaust. We were going to post a big new year retrospect, but it turns out, nothing really happened this year besides the deaths of Osama Bin Laden & Muammar Gaddafi’s … Continue reading
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I’m Dreaming of a All White Christmas …
Just like the ones I used to know Where the flaming crosses glisten, and aryan children listen To hear sleigh bells in the snowI’m dreaming of a all white Christmas With every threatening letter i write May the jews and … Continue reading
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Kim Jong Il Dies of a Ronery Heart
This holiday season brings some sad news, Kim Jong Il the “Dictator” of North Korea died last night of a heart attack. You may know him best for ruling Koreans with a iron fist and checking his stool before he … Continue reading
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Ms Paint Dump #1 Women Appreciation
Women. Essential part of society and the reproductive cycle? or glorified sex objects when a cadaver’s ass or ones own hand is insufficient. In our first paint dump we salute the cum dumpsters of the human race with some fine … Continue reading
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School Shooting Guide
INTRODUCTION Lets be frank, school is shit right? You get up at stupid hours, walk through ridiculous weather, only to be beaten by the other students and mocked by overpaid fuckers claiming to be educators. Well you should say no … Continue reading
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DENOUNCEMENTS: LOLOKAUST 2.0!
Ever get that not so fresh feeling? We here at LOLOKAUST present you the new 2.0 Version. Format changes designed to concentrate more on getting … Continue reading
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Kike Guide
INTRODUCTION Every human has a duty to give more to society than he takes during his lifespan. If everybody lives like this we continue developing and progressing as a species. Sadly there are elements that see things differently, elements that … Continue reading
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Animal Guide
INTRODUCTION Animals are a fantastic natural resource and there are more of them than there are us which means they are not likely to run out. We are going to show you how to get the most out of the … Continue reading
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Murder Guide
INTRODUCTION Mohandas Gandhi once said “A man who has not killed a man is not a real man”. The thrill that comes from taking a person’s life is like discovering your genitals in puberty, it’s an awakening. Here at The … Continue reading
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Valentines Guide
INTRODUCTION Welcome to the Valentines Day special from the LOLOKAUST! To get you hopeless romantics in the mood for love, we present to you the 7th MSpaint guide to getting laid. We are going to break this down in clear, … Continue reading
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