Author Archives: CMCW

Islam Guide

INTRODUCTION In this modern world, one thing hasn’t changed since ancient times, Muslims still like killing people. In our guide to Islam we will be revealing their beliefs, secrets and the things that drive them. PART 1: ORIGINS Muslims hate Jews, … Continue reading

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Suicide Guide

  Welcome to the 5th Lolokaust guide in MS Paint! Do you feel lonely and abandoned in this cruel world? Can’t bear the negative parts of your life anymore? Feel like you have no purpose in this senseless world? Does it … Continue reading

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Fetish Guide

INTRODUCTION Welcome to the4th Lolokaust guide to fetishes. If after reading our previous three guides, you have not found that special someone, then fuck off you shit bastard, you are a sexual spastic and should die in a fire. For those … Continue reading

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Dating Guide

INTRODUCTION Finding compatibility in a partner is one of the greatest challenges in finding love and companionship. In the modern world, life moves at such a pace that it’s hard to find time to get to know someone on a … Continue reading

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Zoophilia Guide

INTRODUCTION All humans need some level of companionship. Theory says that we look for the uncompromising love in a potential partner, that we get from our parents. To share a fuck with your mom and dad is called incest and … Continue reading

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Necrophilia Guide

INTRODUCTION Some of our members have been complaining that they are having problems finding love in this lonely world. Having been on dates I can confirm that having to actually make the effort to keep someone interested enough to get … Continue reading

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Catholic Guide

INTRODUCTION History has shown that we are capable of committing the most sadistic, violent acts of cruelty to each other for reasons that seem unjustifiable. One thing is true of organized religion: it causes men to kill and torture one … Continue reading

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