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Kike Guide

 

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INTRODUCTION


Every human has a
duty to give more to society than he takes during his lifespan. If everybody
lives like this we continue developing and progressing as a species. Sadly
there are elements that see things differently, elements that only intend on
taking and degrading the human race. These are the Jews and they have been
doing this for thousands of years. We are going to empower you with truth,
help you identify them and take action to safeguard the very existence of the
human race. 

 

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PART 1: JEWISH SHENANIGANS


TYPES OF JEWS

 

Investor/Drone


These are the foot soldiers of the Jewish horde. They invest money into their
own Jewish banks as a method of preserving the economy within their own dirty
hands. Drones are generally given the dirtier tasks of re-possessing goods
owned by good Aryans, collecting coupons, running nose-extension clinics and
bagel shops. They are also in charge of stealing human hosts for the purpose
of reproduction.

jew_kidnap

Banker


These are the
higher ranking Jews. They are in charge of running banks who control
international wealth. They like to prey upon simple minded young people by
means of sinister bank contracts. It is a well known fact that bankers plotted
9/11 as well as the sinking of the titanic.

bankers 

 

Film Producer


Jews have no
talent when it comes to movie writing, directing and acting, so they are in
charge of the only job they are fit to handle: money guzzling! Two popular
Hollywood Jewducers are Steven Spielberg and Woody Allen. Steven Spielberg is
notorious for making pro-Juden propaganda films such as Munich and gay classic
Swindlers Fist.

jew_film_producer

Rabbi


The Rabbi is the
highest ranking of all the Jews, except for the queen. Rabbis have an almost
total mind-control over Drones and Bankers. They can easily be spotted by the
funny black hats that they wear. Sometimes they utter vile words spoken in
“Hebrew”. Don’t be fooled, while this is said to be a prayer in the Jewish
language. They are probably poking fun at your misfortunes. Jews pray for two
things: Money and the destruction of the Aryan race
.

kike_rabbi

Queen


This is the highest
ranking Jew of all. It is unknown how many queens there are, but early Gestapo
estimates number between 10 and 200 worldwide. Unfortunately, it is difficult
to tell the difference between a Jewish queen and a critically obese woman who
can’t move under the power of her own will.


Unlike humans,
Jews do not give birth to their young but rather lay eggs. These eggs are laid
by the Jewish Queen, or “rabbi”. When these eggs hatch, a spider like creature
emerges, though this is not the Jew itself. This creature will find a host
which it will latch onto and lay an embryo. This Embryo will eventually burst
out of the victim’s ribcage in the form of a cockroach like creature, which is
the Jews natural form. Eventually it will feed on enough bagels until it
reaches full size and is able to morph into a human. Although it is not known
for certain, physicist Stephen Hawking theorized that Jews get hosts by
kidnapping people, namely tourists. This theory is compatible with the missing
person rate compared with the Jewish “birth” rate.

jew_queen

 

 

Race
mixing: The downfall of the white man.

 

Jews are actually aliens from a
far away planet. Their planet was dying because of the fumes that are emitted
in factories during the making of bagels, so they secretly came here and tried
to integrate with society. They really, really hate the Aryan race, and
decided that the best way to destroy it was through breading us out, or “race
mixing” as it is known. Race mixing is to the Aryan race what sting rays are
to Steve Irwin.

The Aryan baby: Delicate, white skin, strong arms, legs which will learn to
walk in time, luxurious, blond hair, eyes as blue as the sky and a face that
radiates of Aryan beauty and supremacy.

baby

The Jew baby: A repulsive insect
like creature covered in a dark yellow puss like liquid, most likely puss. The
Jewish baby, in its natural state, has six vile hairy legs on a brown body,
antenna used for detecting the sound of ATM pin numbers, bloodshot eyes that
speak of hatred and resentment towards the white race and a disgustingly large
Jew nose. Most of these traits can be covered up during transmorphication, but
not all.

jaby


Dastardly Mastery


Genital
mutilation of a minor for sexual pleasure is a coming of age ritual that these
‘oven buns’ do on every male. A rabbi will bite the end off a child’s penis
and spit it out before the alter of a goat shaped deity as an offering. Upon
doing this they will eat money which is the Hebrew’s favourite meal.

child_circumcision

 


The entire world
is run by Z.O.G (Zionist Occupation Government) who are the power Kikes.
Amerikkka and most of Western Europe exist under this darkness without the
masses even knowing it. Throughout history there have been key figures in
politics such as Henry Kissinger who overthrew governments that didn’t hand
over their riches and power, the Federal Reserve under Mega-Jew Alan Greenspan
who controlled the world economy. Z.O.G never actually puts a ‘beak’ in the
top spot like the president, rather it pulls the strings in the background so
it can steal and thieve undetected.

henry_kissenger 


The world over
the last 2 years has been brought to its knees due to financial meltdown. Jews
own the banks and here’s how it works. The banks sell bad debts on to other
companies with a promise they will make them profit. The money stops flowing
because of all the unpaid debt. The Jew bankers go to the governments from all
countries for bailouts and in turn receive billions in hard cash. Whilst this
is happening they stop lending out, causing businesses to go bankrupt and
houses to be repossessed. The result of this meltdown? They get money from the
state and own property and assets on a scale unimaginable, thereby giving them
greater control, wealth and leaving the state in such a mess that the working
man becomes a slave to even higher tax. People say the wealth is going to
China but its not, its going to the Jew bankers as huge bonuses.

working_man


PART 2: KNOW YOUR ENEMY

 


To fight and
protect yourself against an enemy you need to be able to identify them. The
cockroach uses dastardly mastery to blend in to its surroundings, making it
hard to eradicate them. There are physical differences that set them apart.
The Jew nose is a dead give away. It is bigger because the Kike keeps his
treasure in there. Body hair is another sign. They always have a lot of thick,
black hair, even the women have it on their faces,. Chest hair, hairy tits and
back are another sign to look out for. Some say that fucking a Jew is like
having it off with Chewbacca.

hairy_jew 


If suspicion
arises about a neighbour, then you must test them for Jewry. Various tests can
be performed to reveal the Hebrew in spite of their disguises. Drape fine cuts
of bacon around your neck and begin an interrogation. Pork to the Jew is like
Kryptonite to Superman, or garlic to vampires. If you sense horror or fear,
you have identified the enemy and action can be taken. Sadly some of our
comrades have been fooled into relationships with these rodents. Again, if you
have suspicions, simply smear some pork fat on your genitals and upon
penetration the Jew will disintegrate.

pork_test 


Saving money is a
trait of the Jew. Look out for excessive money saving schemes like wet toilet
paper on the washing line and illegal parking meters outside their houses.
Collecting rainwater, using natural light from fire and raiding people’s
dustbins set them apart from civilized society. The Jew, although owning the
entire banking system, don’t believe in banks, they store it as gold because
like scavengers, they find delight in shiny things.

jew_gold 


Some Jews are
shape shifting lizards. British broadcaster David Ike is a pioneer and leader
in the movement to expose this foe. These shape shifters are part of the
illuminati power-Jews who control things at the top. They eat money and have
become drunk on power. Very few people have seen them in their natural form.

shapeshifting_lizard


PART 3: OUR FUHRER, OUR LEADER AND SUPREME
COMMANDER ADOLF HITLER!

 


Political
correctness has made our duty to our fatherland difficult. We are told to
accept all people, regardless of colour, race and sexual orientation but we
all know that’s a bag of pig semen so we have to be pro-active. Our glorious
leader and master, Adolf Hitler (peace be upon his great name and eternal
memory), made it a national project to get this beast in its place by putting
them in lol camps. This is the only time in human history the Jew has been put
to good use.

adolf_hitler 


Killing the
cockroach was the easy part, getting rid of the bodies was the challenge.
Before the bodies were buried or burnt in mass graves, gold was extracted from
their teeth. This was another trick of the shape shifting lizard to hide its
wealth. It was said that the gold extracted from the Yid’s teeth was enough to
finance the entire war effort!

gold_teeth


CONCLUSION: THE FINAL SOLUTION

 


But what can I do about the Zionist problem?


Every red blooded white
human hates Jews. But unfortunately not everyone knows how to deal with the
problem. You see, having a Jewish settlement in your community is a lot like
being raped with a rusty pitchfork while on morphine; sure, you don’t notice
at first, but just wait until it wears off! I’m not really going anywhere with
this, I just wanted to make a reference to drugs and inanimate object rape.
Anyway, there are several ways to counter-act the Jewish advance: 


Put cyanide in
your local bagel store: Jews can’t survive for more than three hours without a
dose of bagel, so if you put the poison right at the source you’ll be sure to
take down a good number of the fuckers before they realize they are being
infiltrated. At this point, you spill a jar of burning oil onto a little girls
face and run away LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLO

bagel_poison

 

Investing=bad: Don’t be a greedy
fag, just take the money you earn out of the bank as soon as possible.
Remember, every time you invest, an innocent child gets prostate cancer.

jews_cancer


Support Jew
haters: This one is a bit of a kick in the bananas because you’d be supporting
a nation of rag head terrorists, but as soon as Israel is wiped off the map we
can stab the fuckers in the back and steal their oil. It will be easy because
the conflict with Israel would have taken up what little resources they have
and leave them fighting us with sticks and stones. A win-win situation!

destroy_jews 


The total
destruction of Israel is the key to winning this war but until that happens
educate family and friends: Knowledge is power, comrades! Educate your loved
ones by linking them to this page and making them aware of the growing
threat to the world. Showing this to parents and grandparents, teaching it
in schools is an especially good idea. Remember, United we are strong!
nuke_israel
LOLOKAUSTS!

 

What’s Hitler’s
least favourite planet?

Jewpiter

What’s faster than a speeding bullet?

A Jew
with a coupon.

Why don’t Jews eat pork?

The Torah
prohibits cannibalism.

Why did Hitler
kill himself?

Because
the Jews sent him the gas bill.


What is a Jews biggest dilemma?

Free pork.


What’s the object of Jewish football?

To get the quarter back.


How’s Christmas
celebrated in Jewish homes?

They put parking meters on the roof.

Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?

They heard that someone dropped a quarter.


What did the sunbather shout at the Jew?

No, I won’t PAY you for sunshine!


What repulsive thing can be found in a Jew’s clothes?

The occupant

 

 

 

 

Project director:
Dredknot

Text written by:

Dredknot
with additional content by: Jewdozer

Art by:


Jewdozer
Homodozer
Smileycythe (fagcomix)
Tino (uncover-reality)
TrevorFitzroy
(ed forums)
Xamllew

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