These are our bedtime stories which can be used to help young children sleep. They are illustrated too so you can brand the images onto the foreheads of your bastard children with a branding iron so they won't forget them. Click on the story titles to see them.
Sweet dreams sweetie, this should help you sleep like me jumping on your face with my jack boots on. Walterbarrett's abduction story with copious amounts of muck and filth in it. Killah!
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Take a journey into the mind of a woman hating drug addict and see where his adventure ends up.
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Animal porn is the reason we get internet access to our homes. This will be one you've not seen before.
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Getting old sucks. Kill old people make the world a better place.
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Daring your friends to do things under the influence of drugs should be against the rules. Read this true story.
